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Ye Olde Farts' Club

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For Olde Farts, those of us who have been described as fart, codger, etc., or - more importantly - have so described ourselves. Also for those who can stand being around us, though we know that is tough. Beards and mustaches not required.

Location: Old Fogeyville
Members: 15
Created By: Ron
Latest Activity: Sep 2

What is an Olde Fart? I found this definition online: "Tribal elder. A title self-assumed with remarkable frequency. This is a term of insult in the second or third person but one of pride in first person." This group is for folks who shamelessly claim the title "Olde Fart." Expect jokes, puns, and a good bit of craziness!

Discussion Forum

Defining or Illuminating Olde Fart Moments 4 Replies

Have you had an experience that was defining or illuminating in your being an Olde Fart? Share your stories here.

Started by Ron. Last reply by Kobi Aug 30.

Olde Fart Jokes 2 Replies

It seems only fitting that one of our first discussions be on olde fart jokes. Let's hear 'em!

Started by Ron. Last reply by Billder Jul 7.

What is an olde fart?

In an introductory note on the group's front page, I quoted a definition of old fart as being a derogatory term in the 2nd and 3rd person, and a matter of pride in the first person. So just what is...

Started by Ron Jul 6.

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Comment by Dabhoch on September 2, 2008 at 4:45pm: Two elderly ladies were in a movie theater - one whispered to the other, "My butt is falling asleep!"
The other replied, "I know - I heard it snore 3 times already!"

Comment by Bob G on September 2, 2008 at 4:15pm: I think i can say, for me it's the time i found i am asking advise from my children, & they are right most of the time,but i like that,!

Comment by Kobi on August 30, 2008 at 4:01pm: I am young! Why am I here?

I guess I have always been "wise beyond my years".... of course never realize we actually had a club in here for it...lol

Comment by element on August 30, 2008 at 4:29am: They promised you money billder? They offered me some prunes and a cup of tea.... i haven't gotten that either.

Comment by Billder on August 27, 2008 at 3:50pm: I'm not an old fart!!!!!!! I was forced to join! They promised me money which I have not seen a red cent....

Comment by Bob Kirby on August 21, 2008 at 9:58pm: Well, well, I finally found a club that I'm qualified to join. It's a pleasure to find folks that I have something in common with.

Comment by Jeremiah Fay on July 30, 2008 at 11:13pm: The original Old Fart joke:

A son is worried about his widower father in Miami--he never gets out. The father is 96 years old and keeps to himself.

His son aranges a dinner for him and pays the waiter $50 ahead of time to keep a close eye on his dad.

His dad goes to dinner alone and eats an appetiser and main course. As he looks through the dessert menu he starts listing to to the left side and quickly the waiter puts his hands on the old man's shoulders and rights him. A little later the old man lists to the right side and the ever watchful waiter rights him again. The old man leaves the restaurant.

That night his son calls hom and asks how dinner went.

The old man replies. "Well, the food was good, the ambiance was exceptional -----THEY WON'T LET YOU FART."

Comment by oldwarhorse3 on July 9, 2008 at 7:52pm: Does this mean I have to grow a beard? LOL!!!

Comment by Sceállóg Ó Tacoma on July 7, 2008 at 2:53pm: I guess I would qualify although I am not particularly flatulent. I do proudly wear my membership badge as a DOM though.